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Paula Deen AND the guy from Dinner Impossible are both on Iron Chef!!
This is hilarious.
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ace on charming old women
- Ace: i'll add in a sentimental factor
- Ace: i make all the ladies melt
- Ace: i just wish it wasn't an old lady
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to appease jared
- Jared: where you workin
- Me: lutkin
- Jared: hahaha
- Jared: i read that as lurkin
- Me: hahahaha
- Me: that's mah job
- Me: i lurk
- Jared: hahahaha
- Jared: best.mentalimage.ever
- Jared: i can just picture you
- Jared: like in a bush
- Jared: with a pedo-face on
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I hate when you have a dream that you remember as being really, really awesome, but can’t for the life of you remember it.
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by how many people at Lutkin can’t figure out how to operate the locks on the bathroom doors. They stand there and click it back and forth between locked and unlocked like it will magically change color or something. Also, someone gets walked in on at least once at week.
And this is after I put little signs on the doors last year explaining how to lock them.
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please make this week really fun, because I did not at all want to leave home.
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I am currently listening to my mom try to convince my aunt to join facebook over the phone….. this is just too surreal (and hilarious!)
Mom: “Jillian just sent you a ‘friend’!”
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This summer made me too good at packing. My tiny carryon is not even full and it is freaking me out! I even put in the christmas gifts I’ve bought already, and it is STILL not full. ahh!
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watching the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey in class
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
why are there people dressed like monkeys running around and screaming?? This is supposed to be a good movie?? Seriously??
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Email from Pandora:
You Are Approaching Your Free Listening Limit
We wanted to let you know that you are approaching your monthly free listening limit. Pandora gives you 40 hours of free listening per month.
WAY TO CRUSH MY HOLIDAY SPIRIT, PANDORA.
Actually, this is probably just a sad statement on my life right now, that I have listened to over 40 hours of Christmas music in less than a month. Luckily, it only costs 99c to override. (plus, I love pandora, so I can’t be too bitter).
